Kanja ☠

I have a fantastic dog whom I'm sad to say I have to sell due to my brother's allergy.
His name is "Zero" - inspired by the ghost-dog in "Nightmare Before Christmas".
He sleeps all day and is a bit limp and lifeless - you can almost say that he's frozen in that one, same position all the time. - A great dog for seniors who don't have the energy to play with- and walk with him.
He is really sweet, do not bark or bite and don't make any mess at all!! - So he's a great family-dog as well.
Nor does he require any food or water - so after the purchase he's really cheap to keep.
The trick he knows best is "Play dead!!"
 He tend to get a bit dusty at times - therefore a small, handy vacuum is included.
And due to his odour-problems I have also thrown in an air freshener. How fantastic isn't that!?
- What's more fantastic is the prize - only 140 £ - for a great dog with the necessary supplies to keep him and the expiry date (when the maggots have completely eaten him up) is not until a few more months according to the guys at the local pet-morgue.
Note: Zero is in a fairly good condition and is delivered in a body bag for protection during transport.